OMG PD: Beer Bust, Smoke Break, Grooming Gone Wrong

Here's a round-up of recent and bizarre police report items from the area.

DOWNERS GROVE Jon R. Doane, 25, of the 23800 block of 126th Street in Trevor, WI, was arrested around 1:03 a.m. in the 1200 block of Butterfield Road, police said. Officers were dispatched to a bar on Butterfield Road after Doane was kicked out and began "causing problems" when he wasn't allowed back in with his friends, police said. The report indicated Doane was "highly intoxicated." According to police, Doane punched an outdoor advertising sign after he was refused admittance, causing damage. He continued to yell at staff, and threw part of his Halloween costume—a pair of hard-plastic breasts filled with beer, police said. The breasts struck the hood of a 2002 Mercedes SUV, police said. Officers were able to locate Doane in the parking …

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